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Pornhub: Purveyor of NSFW fun? Big Data funhouse? Window into human behavior? Likely basis for countless masters' theses on relativistic sex norms and the global rise of the "stepsister" phenomenon? Looks like the answer is all of the above. 

The uber-popular website giveth its loyal visitors tons of free porn and taketh a little of their personal information in return. And everyone wins, because Pornhub Insights provides scads of numbers and fun facts on popular search terms by state and nation (Mississippians crave cartoons; most people prefer pornstars who share their nationality), porn habits by gender (everyone likes lesbians) and viewing schedules, broken down every which way. As it turns out, people love to get fappy before they get sleepy...and when they get up. And when they get home. And when it's the middle of the day. 

Porn viewing schedules can tell us a lot of people's sleep habits too, as traffic remains relatively static across the workweek. The schedule, with liberties, seems to be this: Wake up, 6 a.m.: porn. Go to Work. Afternoon break, 4 p.m: more porn. Go home, eat, GTL or whatever. Get into bed, 11 p.m.: final porn-sesh. Sleep. Repeat. 

Once the weekend comes around, schedules change considerably. Rather than spend evenings soaking up virtual romance, people seek out human contact (or maybe they hang out alone, sans-erotica, but that seems less likely). So, the 10 p.m.-to-midnight rush calms down on Friday and Saturday.

The new primetime porn hour? Late Saturday night (technically, 3 a.m. Sunday morning). We assume people hit the web to stroke it out after striking out. It's okay. Everyone's lonely together. 

Traffic also shoots up in the late morning. Something about 11 a.m. on a Saturday, apparently, says "sex tapes, MILFS and hentai." Check out Pornhub's stat-astic 2015 year in review, here.

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Get a hold of yourselves, America. Not, er, in that way. But your dirty habits are messing with your sleep hygiene: You're sleeping in on weekends and staying in bed too long when you're awake. And don't get us started on all the pre-bed bluelight you're absorbing.